Glumpter 

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

Glumpter by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

glumper 

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

Glumpers 

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

Glumpers by Gaugamela July 26, 2016

Gumpter 

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

Gumpter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Grumpter 

Grumpter-When you fart and it travels up to that pooswatcha because your pants are too tight and it is released...

-a queef that started out as a fart

That fart turned into a grumpter because her pants are too tight!

Grumpter by Sheryl Buzzard February 5, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019