Glumpter 

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

Glumpter by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

glumper 

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

glumper by Gui December 3, 2004

Glumpers 

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

Glumpers by Gaugamela July 26, 2016

Gumpter 

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

Gumpter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Grumpter 

Grumpter-When you fart and it travels up to that pooswatcha because your pants are too tight and it is released...

-a queef that started out as a fart

That fart turned into a grumpter because her pants are too tight!

Grumpter by Sheryl Buzzard February 5, 2023