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Girthgasm 

When a woman or gay man has an orgasm primarily due to the girth or the thickness of the penis they're being fucked with filling up their pussy or booty walls and making them feel so full, leading some women to squirt over and over again.
Nicole: Oh my God, it's so good, wow, I feel so full, right there, right there

Shane Diesel: Yeah cum for daddy slut, cum on this fat cock, have a girthgasm and go home and tell your husband, Myers, all about it
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GirthusMaximus 

The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.
1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.

2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
GirthusMaximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

giftgasm 

The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it.
I got the ugliest magenta sweater from my aunt, but the whole family's there at the party so I had to fake a giftgasm.
giftgasm by H.C. S. June 16, 2008

girlgasm 

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model
My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.
girlgasm by Todd April 5, 2005

birthgasm 

The act of helping along the female's labor process through the launching power of a climax.
I did not feel comfortable with the doctor giving my wife a birthgasm.
birthgasm by Imhine September 1, 2010

Giftgasm 

The squeal or gasp when on the receiving end of a kick-ass gift, refers to the general excitement of unwrapping a present. Can also be faked for politeness.
Joan let out a ear-ringing giftgasm when she unwrapped her new diamond ring for her 20th anniversary.

Kyle faked a giftgasm after receiving a homemade sweater from his grandmother.
Giftgasm by jonnykoolkid December 27, 2010

Gishgasm 

A gishgasm is an orgasm that is resultant from a "rascal-like" act. This is typically an orgasm of unrivaled quality. The term is used primarily at a few small private universities but it recently has been heard as far south as kentuckey according to sources.
Person 1: Hey you wanna break into that frat house and steal their roofies?

Person 2: Yes of course I do, that will ensure they never have sex until a new shipment comes in.

Person 1 and 2 proceed to steal roffies and escape.

Person 1: Ahhhhhh! Gishgasm! (Passes out)
Person 2: Your such a rascal
Gishgasm by BulkandCut May 2, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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