36 definition by GIRTHQUAKE72

A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.

A female that is a slut for craft beer with IPA’s being her #1 choice. Normally would be super hot and attractive, but always runs 10-15 lbs heavier than she should be, due to carb and calorie intake. Never sees the inside of a gym, prefers to be indoors with a six pack of beer scrolling tumblr or at a dive bar getting trashed with friends and being a floozie. The kind of girl that gets touched inappropriately in bar bathrooms. Usually is the female that is throwing up her dinner, because she doesn’t realize the IPA she was drinking was 9% alcohol percentage.

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

When a person of very high oral skills and passion, uses tongue to circle around the clitoris In a 360 degree circular motion. Switching back and forth from clockwise to counter clockwise. When executed correctly a sure big O will be achieved for the lucky woman receiving the Oral Mastery

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS