bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
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fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
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Armenian Back Nair

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.
1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019
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360 Clit Lick

When a person of very high oral skills and passion, uses tongue to circle around the clitoris In a 360 degree circular motion. Switching back and forth from clockwise to counter clockwise. When executed correctly a sure big O will be achieved for the lucky woman receiving the Oral Mastery
I had that Hot serial dating slut from Tinder I took home on the first date, from the moment I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 08, 2019
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Taco Jesus

When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.

2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
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Cunnilingus Hedonist

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 12, 2019
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Scruff

What a female loves to feel between her thighs. The right scruff to jawline ratio is a lady killer.

Also known as a 3 to 5 day old rockstar beard.
1. Omg, his Scruff has me dripping wet right now, I want that between my thighs for hours!

2. He is such a sexy rockstar drummer, his scruff is always so on point. He has to be Italian with that scruff and jawline.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 24, 2019
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