GIRTHQUAKE72's definitions
Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
Get the T.U.M.B.L.R.mug. A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
Get the girth intrudermug. A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
Get the Track Suit Puma Daddymug. The Theory that young girls bring 3 things to the table when dating them.
1. Drama 2. Headaches 3. Sex......two of these they supply an abundance of, or too much. The third, they just aren’t that good at, or have enough experience.
1. Drama 2. Headaches 3. Sex......two of these they supply an abundance of, or too much. The third, they just aren’t that good at, or have enough experience.
Remember every time those hot little young sluts come up and hit on you, or you match with another one on Tinder, and take her home and smash her out, cause she’s not wearing panties.......repeat the Young Girl Theory. Is it worth it, and will you have enough patience and Advil to last?
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 19, 2019
Get the Young Girl Theorymug. A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019
Get the Popcorn Sex Blanketmug. A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.
2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
Get the BitchaRitamug. When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
Get the Taco Jesusmug.