Todd's definitions

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

Shizwack

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.

"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"

by Todd March 23, 2004

Zug Zug

N. A stategy called out by members of the Orc race in Warcraft, which in English means "Produce, Produce!!!."

This stategy is implemented by creating 5 barracks and constantly producing 2-headed Ogres thus making it almost impossible to lose. An advanced use of this stategy involves attacking a rookie within the first 5 minutes of the game resulting in an emphatic "Holy Shit!!!!"

"Zug Zug"..."WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!!"

by Todd November 27, 2002

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006