Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.
by Todd April 24, 2006
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Shizwack

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.
"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"
by Todd March 23, 2004
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stank box

a dirty chick's twat
by Todd August 15, 2003
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penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
by todd January 16, 2003
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auw(x)a

It is the alpha and the omega. It is the beginning and the end. It is everything and it is nothing.

In spelling and pronunciation the x is both silent and removed but it is always thought!
0 / infinity = auwa
by Todd April 23, 2003
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oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.
"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
by Todd January 30, 2005
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voveh

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa
oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.
by Todd January 10, 2005
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