Todd's definitions

XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.

by Todd December 15, 2004

tcpa

The Completely Pathetic Association

I hate the tcpa.

by Todd September 1, 2003

man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.

John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.

by Todd March 3, 2005

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.

Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.

by Todd December 10, 2003

shaany

One who cannot consume by products for the cow due to lack of cock and balls.

Wow you're a gay shaany

by todd April 14, 2005