Todd's definitions

NPOV

Neutral Point of View

NPOV is a fundamental Wikipedia principle which states that all articles must be written from a neutral point of view, representing views fairly and without bias.

by Todd April 20, 2006

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

dilvery

A world that describes how terrible sloan is

Sloan is dilvery. For example sloan is quite dilvery.

by Todd November 25, 2004

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

lub

A pound of something (lb)

"yo man, can you hook up a lub?"

by Todd August 2, 2003

Zug Zug

N. A stategy called out by members of the Orc race in Warcraft, which in English means "Produce, Produce!!!."

This stategy is implemented by creating 5 barracks and constantly producing 2-headed Ogres thus making it almost impossible to lose. An advanced use of this stategy involves attacking a rookie within the first 5 minutes of the game resulting in an emphatic "Holy Shit!!!!"

"Zug Zug"..."WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!!"

by Todd November 27, 2002