Todd's definitions

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

dilvery

A world that describes how terrible sloan is

Sloan is dilvery. For example sloan is quite dilvery.

by Todd November 25, 2004

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

coyter

The New Zealand word for asshole.

This other day i was talking to Andrew, and i realised, Andrew is a Coyter

by Todd January 17, 2005