girthsmaxxing
A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches
girthsmaxxing by the big jelq March 18, 2024
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girthmaxxing
girthmaxxing by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024
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Girthmaxxing
The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.
Girthmaxxing by Jean Dough January 15, 2024
Girthmaxxing
The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.
Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
Girthmaxxing by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024
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Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
girthmaxxing by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
Girthmaxxing
Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width
Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
Girthmaxxing by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024
Girthmaxxing
Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone
Girthmaxxing by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024
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