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Birthgay 

The day celebrated each year to commemorate the anniversary of a person publicly revealing his/her homosexuality to other people.
"I'm going to have a drink with Karlos to celebrate his Birthgay!"
Birthgay by mmgorilla July 25, 2011

Girthgasm 

When a woman or gay man has an orgasm primarily due to the girth or the thickness of the penis they're being fucked with filling up their pussy or booty walls and making them feel so full, leading some women to squirt over and over again.
Nicole: Oh my God, it's so good, wow, I feel so full, right there, right there

Shane Diesel: Yeah cum for daddy slut, cum on this fat cock, have a girthgasm and go home and tell your husband, Myers, all about it

birthmasday present 

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.
"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."
birthmasday present by myketuna December 29, 2007

Bathgasm 

The orgasmic moment when you get into a bath of perfect temperature.
Person 1: I feel all warm and fuzzy
Person 2: ...Why?
Person 1: Totes just had a bathgasm man
Bathgasm by Panda and Toast November 4, 2011

birthmas 

The period from about December 20th - January 5th in which a person's birthday may fall and they get a "Christmas/Birthday Present". I.E. They get one present for their birthday and Christmas instead of two due to their birthday falling so close to the holiday.
I got screwed again on presents this year...my mom decided to get me a birthmas present to make her holiday shopping easier and cheaper.
birthmas by NEPA Diva December 28, 2008

Britgasm 

The state of being highly sexually pleased by the extremely British voice of Hugh Grant, which afterward usually results in a painful hangover and aversion to low-class Continentals
"I daresay Reginald, I do believe that Love Actually is the best Britgasm I've ever experienced."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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