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Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"

"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joan!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
by wittier than you February 04, 2010
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Joan is a very sporty and outgoing person. She dreams big and won't stop fighting until she reaches her goals. She is a beautiful intellectual and everyone should take example from her. Sometimes she pushes herself but it always pays off for a Joan.
Person 1: That girl is so fast!
Person 2: She's Joan, she achieves just about everything she sets her mind to
Person 1: Joan is soooo cool
by Eep_29 February 07, 2018
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Joan is a gourgess young woman. She likes to accomplish her goals. She smiles a lot because she doesn’t want to have people worry about her. She’s sweet and has a hint of mean in her. You wouldn’t want to mess with her. She’s loyal. She won’t ever cry no if you break her heart because she knows she gave it her all and she can do better,besides she wouldn’t like to waist her time with you. It’s hard for her to be mean to people cause she feels bad easily. She’s not a cold hearted bitch. If she cares she’ll show you she cares. If she says she loves you she means it. There’s always people trying to bring her down but it doesn’t work. She had times when she cries to herself cause she’s tired of holding things in. She refuses to show people her weak side. Yet she doesn’t mind crying in front of you if she has to. She takes time to trust you.
Person:how does she do that?
Me:that’s Joan for you♥️
by Yourgirl15 February 12, 2019
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Joan is a nice person good from the heart only to his friends and riders and bloods/bsfs and fights alot vape weed smoke and has dark brown eyes in witch change colors in day and night Joan is loyal but he will always have girls that send him nudes or want to Fuck him but once in a relationship there gone he calls them sides and hoes but he pulled alot allot of girls and he had nice eye brows and curly hair but don't get in his bad side he gets violent he's been in juve alot of times and surprisingly he hasn't lost a fight yet but he's stalish beautiful fine ASF cute and always wearing stuff like Gucci lv joradans champion Nike yeezys type stuff but they check his backpack so sometimes he won't be able to bring what he wanted cuz it's for going out but Joan is loyal and fights for the person they loveeventho people say shit about him he don't care he says yeah w.e am me and he's a blood and hasabig dick and he sends nudes he's a freak
Joan be looking cute fine ASF and fresh look at that fit Joan is always wearing stuff like Gucci lv joradans champion Nike yeezys stuff but he look Soo fine
by Alot of girls love him February 03, 2019
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Joan is a nice person. Who can sometimes be too sassy and hurt people's feelings but he is always means well despite not knowing his limits. Is tall and has dark hair, is a good friend to have around. Is always awkward even through text and always needs help with talking to girls.
by Jc00000000 November 02, 2017
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Joan is the type of nigga that will take your bitch and smash her right infront of you because he doesn't give a fuck
Wow chill dude your acting like a joan right now
by Bobdc1 June 12, 2017
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Verb- To make fun of; put someone down, usually an African-American, normally in a jokingly way. To (J)oke (O)n (A) (N)igga
Reggie saw that boy's haircut, and just had to joan on him.

Reggie- "Son, you hair is too jacked up"
Chris- "Shutup bro, I know yo Webstar lookin ass aint tryna joan"
by Crobinson703 December 28, 2011
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