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Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"

"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joan!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"
by wittier than you February 04, 2010
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Joan is a very sporty and outgoing person. She dreams big and won't stop fighting until she reaches her goals. She is a beautiful intellectual and everyone should take example from her. Sometimes she pushes herself but it always pays off for a Joan.
Person 1: That girl is so fast!
Person 2: She's Joan, she achieves just about everything she sets her mind to
Person 1: Joan is soooo cool
by Eep_29 February 07, 2018
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Joan is a nice person. Who can sometimes be too sassy and hurt people's feelings but he is always means well despite not knowing his limits. Is tall and has dark hair, is a good friend to have around. Is always awkward even through text and always needs help with talking to girls.
by Jc00000000 November 02, 2017
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Joan is the type of nigga that will take your bitch and smash her right infront of you because he doesn't give a fuck
Wow chill dude your acting like a joan right now
by Bobdc1 June 12, 2017
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Verb- To make fun of; put someone down, usually an African-American, normally in a jokingly way. To (J)oke (O)n (A) (N)igga
Reggie saw that boy's haircut, and just had to joan on him.

Reggie- "Son, you hair is too jacked up"
Chris- "Shutup bro, I know yo Webstar lookin ass aint tryna joan"
by Crobinson703 December 28, 2011
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Acronym for Jerk Off And Nap. As in masturbating and sleeping for a short duration of time immediately after.
Dude, I'm so hungover. I think I'm gonna J.O.A.N. when I get home.
by beerleague October 23, 2011
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