Garnu 

Garnu is the variation of t3h Sith Garret. Garnu still sucks t3h Cock, and in general, has every known Vile Disease.

Garnu is sucks so much, he was born a pubeless Coppa.

Garnu by God October 10, 2004

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Gargunduant 

1. (adjective) Used to describe something that is so horrifically disgusting and disturbing that you sometimes can't bear to be in its presence.

Me:"Are you really pooping on the carpet?"
Man:"Yes"
Me"That's just gargunduant"

Gargunduant by LogLog1919 September 3, 2012

La Garnacha 

A vagina that smells bad

I think its time to douche la garnacha I can smell it from across the room.

La Garnacha by d.t.v. October 24, 2019

Garfunk 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

Garfunk by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

Garnet 

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom

"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"

Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018