garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003

Garfunkle

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfunkling

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).

Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.

by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009

Garfunkling

In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.

Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.

by flmumb March 5, 2009

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003