Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfunkle 

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

Garfunkle by pele December 15, 2003

Garfunkle 

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

Garfunkle by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012

Garfunkle 

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

Garfunkle by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkle 

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

"I garfunkled your mother last night"

Garfunkle by Trevor May 10, 2003

Garfunkle 

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

Garfunkle by grape nut October 10, 2005

garfunkle 

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

garfunkle by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003