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1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom
"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
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by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016
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Two lesbian space rocks in a trench coat.
Garnet is a combination of two of the coolest lesbians in the galaxy.
by VolatileLemons August 04, 2018
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Garnet is a character from the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe written by Cartoon Network's first female producer Rebecca Sugar. Garnet is the current leader of the Crystal Gems, a group that rebelled against Homeworld and the Diamonds. Garnet is a fusion of two gems: A ruby and a sapphire. Garnet can see into the future because of sapphire's future vision ability and is incredibly strong because of ruby. Garnet is the embodiment of ruby and sapphire's love for each other.
Oh my gosh, if one of the Crystal Gems could be my mom, I would want it to be Garnet! She is so awesome and sweet!
by Grace67939 August 06, 2018
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A mix between "gosh" and "darn it". Made popular by Lucas Cruikshank is his "Fred" series on youtube.
"Oh garnet the squirrels are running through the yard!"
by AyJayBay October 20, 2008
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The best outcome for a combination of 2 lesbian space rocks, Garnet is the most annoying person in the whole world. She is a great friend although she will piss you off and steal all your food. Her Mum is a girl called Sarah and she has 9 siblings and they dont know who the father is
by SpagAnesess March 19, 2019
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