Gargunduant

1. (adjective) Used to describe something that is so horrifically disgusting and disturbing that you sometimes can't bear to be in its presence.

Me:"Are you really pooping on the carpet?"
Man:"Yes"
Me"That's just gargunduant"

by LogLog1919 September 03, 2012

Lord Fartquad

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011