Lord Fartquad

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

Gargunduant

1. (adjective) Used to describe something that is so horrifically disgusting and disturbing that you sometimes can't bear to be in its presence.

Me:"Are you really pooping on the carpet?"
Man:"Yes"
Me"That's just gargunduant"

by LogLog1919 April 07, 2012