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Garfunkeling 

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.
"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"

Garfunkeling 

fluidly using Paul Simon lyrics as your facebook status or as a post on someone's wall. Extra points are awarded if people think they are your own words and bonus points if they come off of the Graceland album.
The following are examples of Garfunkeling:
Chad how long do you think you can run that body down.
Gary sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity and says hey, hallelujah!
Jary can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Leilani doesn't have to discuss much.
Maya can't help but wonder, what's gone wrong.

In a sentence, we have been Garfunkeling and it looks like Maya is the clear winner...
Garfunkeling by GMB2 November 30, 2010

Garfunkeling 

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.
Garfunkeling by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunkeling 

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”
Garfunkeling by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."
I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.
Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Garfunkling 

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.
Garfunkling by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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