4 definitions by RTOTOJ

To have one's luggage lost while traveling and never found...ever!

Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!
I wonder which airline has totoed the most people?
by RTOTOJ January 16, 2011
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Religion whose members boisterously proclaim their following of Jesus but whom, in reality, completely miss the mark due to their hatred of immigrants, sexual orientation, gender, race, political opinion, telling the truth about history, body autonomy, and much more.
I could tell by his racial slurs that were intermingled with his religious memes on social media that he was a believer in Missedianity.
by RTOTOJ May 18, 2022
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To be so completely brainwashed by someone that you would eat the corn out of their feces just so you can say you had lunch with them.
I simply cannot believe how corntrolled he is by that politician!
by RTOTOJ January 30, 2022
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To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.
by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020
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