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to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel
Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys
by englishhhh December 18, 2005
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
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The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.
He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005
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To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005
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A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.
Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s
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to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus
I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!
by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006
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