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Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.
Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."
by Tinted Windows August 08, 2012
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to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
by pele December 15, 2003
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A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.
Garfunkle urged me to join my church...
by grape nut October 10, 2005
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To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.
Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!
by payaso420 April 20, 2012
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