Garnett

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A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

Garnett by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

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Garnett

Giant family origin.

Wow danny your dad must be a Garnett!

Garnett by Yo-Mother December 21, 2008

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Garnett

This Name is the coolest name ever! They have the ability to pull the BEST women on the earth. If you meet someone with this as their last name you better treat him right because you'll never meet someone like him again. This dude tends to be very energetic and cool. He has so many friends. But most likely has sever ADHD. He can sometime be very annoying to hid his depression He is facing from the overwhelmingness of life.

Person#1 What's you last name bro
Person#2 Garnett
Person#1 Haha NICE!! That's freaking sick bro

Garnett by IntrepidYT February 19, 2024

Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.

Garnett eye Exam

Garnett Eye Exam by Monster1985 February 21, 2009

kevin garnett

synonymous with "pussy". known to start fights and back out of them.

oh look, kevin garnett's fighting the miami heat. oh look, he's backing out.

kevin garnett by suer121290 July 4, 2011

kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

kevin garnett by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026