G-Ramp
G-Ramp by 6ix Da Keed February 20, 2023
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Grampa
He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.
Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"
Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."
Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"
Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."
Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"
Grampdad
When you are old as fuck, and about to have a baby, at the same time your kid is also having a baby. You sir, are a Grampdad.
Grampagne
Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.
Grampagne by freakyniquey November 18, 2012
Gramp tramp
Look at that young girl with that silver fox. Is that her dad or her date? She’s a real gramp tramp.
Gramp tramp by ButtloadBetty92 May 25, 2018
gramps
someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
gramped
gramped by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010