grampers

Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.

You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.

by Larson November 9, 2006

glampers

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Gramzers

An old lady who will own an obese cat and name it Triple Chin. Usually Gramzers will non-stop talk until you believe her point is correct when arguing.

Wow did you see Gramzers yesterday eating McDonalds with Triple Chin?

by BobalobLOLLOL October 13, 2017

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

grammersow

Cornish name for the woodlouse

That grammersow's a geet licker (That woodlouse is larger than average)

by Martin Chapple October 25, 2008

gampers

N. A gift received by a woman who is being given oral pleasure by a septigenarian with false teeth.

Grant loved pleasing women so much in his old age that he would often "give them the gampers" and have to buy new dentures.

by Rosemary May 8, 2003

Grammersphemy

When a person commits a grammar sin. Perhaps using a form of a word that is not grammatically correct, misspelling a word or the misplacement of punctuation.

Person one: Hey, how've you been?
Person two: How've ain't a word.
Person three: Both of those statements are grammarasphemous.
Person four: Yeah you guys have comiited Grammersphemy.

by BrianisTuft May 8, 2009