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He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.
Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"
Grampa by sm1l3s October 15, 2008
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(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.
Get off the road grampa!
grampa by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
An elderly dog with a Southern accent and big, flabby paws shaped like paddles (pictured below in a doghouse we made for him). We used to have conversations with him
Grampa: Oh mah goodness!
Grampa by frabrizio May 29, 2017

grampa gucci

(Noun)
A term for someone who is both elderly but still hip, but on some occasions acts rather odd. He doesn't necessarily have to be your grampa, or anyones grampa in fact to be called this.
Hey look guys, it Grampa Gucci!
grampa gucci by SHMOO_22 August 29, 2017

grampa weed 

grampa weed is slang for ''good weed'' or ''medical weed''

the term came from a freind who steals his grampa's medical pot which is good dank
man iv got some grampa weed over here
or man iv got some grampa over here
grampa weed by kottonmouth king p.t.b February 18, 2010

Grampa Ishenhill 

The world's #1 elderly jewish TV personality
Say hello to Grampa Ishenhill!!!
Grampa Ishenhill by Grampa Ishenhill February 10, 2005

Grampa Fucker 

Is when a women go on dating sites e.g Bumble, Tinder, POF and searches for men who are Grampa's you'd wanna FUCK and loves spending time with grandbabies as much as you.
Just saw a "Grampa Fucker" on Bumble he's good looking and has a high sex drive and says he loves spending time with his grandbabies. Oh yes Swipe right!
Grampa Fucker by DizzyandDanny August 4, 2023
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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