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An Internet celebrity, filmmaker, storyteller, character on myspace and youtube. Interested in the diverse and bizarre. Has created strange videos on youtube for 2 years.
Grampaw's website is www.myspace.com/grampaws and www.youtube.com/grampawuniverse. It's weird, but cool.
Grampaw by JDougal July 1, 2009
Words you can keep
A regional spelling of Grandpa, meaning Grandfather, your father or mother's father.
My Grampaw is the coolest, he is my Mom's dad.
grampaw by GlennGHConan October 27, 2007
An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.
How does that grampaw think he can score that chick?
Grampaw by MichelleA February 19, 2009
He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.
Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"
Grampa by sm1l3s October 15, 2008

Grampagne 

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.
"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."
Grampagne by freakyniquey November 18, 2012

grampa gucci

(Noun)
A term for someone who is both elderly but still hip, but on some occasions acts rather odd. He doesn't necessarily have to be your grampa, or anyones grampa in fact to be called this.
grampa gucci by SHMOO_22 August 29, 2017

pantsless grampa 

A sexual joke, laugh at by Troy (Donald Glover) on Community.
Pierce talking to Abed-"Look I really don't need your advice and I'm not your pantsless grampa."
Troy-Laugh "pantsless grampa" second laugh.
Pierce-Looks up.
Scene ends
pantsless grampa by Samarui_30 October 30, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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