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A regional spelling of Grandpa, meaning Grandfather, your father or mother's father.
My Grampaw is the coolest, he is my Mom's dad.
grampaw by GlennGHConan October 27, 2007
An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.
How does that grampaw think he can score that chick?
Grampaw by MichelleA February 19, 2009
He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.
Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"
Grampa by sm1l3s October 15, 2008

Grampagne 

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.
"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."
Grampagne by freakyniquey November 18, 2012

grampa gucci

(Noun)
A term for someone who is both elderly but still hip, but on some occasions acts rather odd. He doesn't necessarily have to be your grampa, or anyones grampa in fact to be called this.
Hey look guys, it Grampa Gucci!
grampa gucci by SHMOO_22 August 29, 2017

pantsless grampa 

A sexual joke, laugh at by Troy (Donald Glover) on Community.
Pierce talking to Abed-"Look I really don't need your advice and I'm not your pantsless grampa."
Troy-Laugh "pantsless grampa" second laugh.
Pierce-Looks up.
Scene ends
pantsless grampa by Samarui_30 October 30, 2009
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