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Grampire 

An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.
Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.
Grampire by A Ling January 16, 2010

Grampire 

Defiantly unattractive Senior Citizens who trawl nightclubs looking to pick up youth, usually wearing completely inappropriate attire.
I was having a great time on the dance floor until I noticed this Grampire in cutoffs and and a mesh shirt eyeing me. He must have been standing there for an hour without moving.
Grampire by Former_Bouncer May 18, 2011
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Grampire 

A universally known type: A noticeably elderly gay male who frequents gay meeting places. Attracted primarily to other gay men at least thirty to forty years younger than themselves.
Almost universally disliked because of a combination of disagreeable characteristics including pushiness, insults, not taking no for an answer, hovering, groping and disingenuous solicitation.

First coined by security guards at Toronto gay bars (see: Scott Dagostino)
"If that old fellow accuses you of being ageist while not hanging out with people his own age - and worse, trying to feel your crotch - beware, my lad, you are face to face with a Grampire."
Grampire by Jay Mitchell June 24, 2020

grumpire 

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.
Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.
grumpire by mupchrch September 1, 2009

Grampie Leigh 

A king that will lead the troopers to victory
I wanna eat Grampie Leigh's ass
Grampie Leigh by clappedcheeks January 25, 2021
Hip, glamorous, well-dressed, fashion model vampires, as seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Blade. They will also be featured in the fashion section of the October issue of RLife, Reno's premier lifestyle magazine.
Did you see that glampire at the bar last night? That was one hot, undead bloodsucker.
glampire by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007
Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.
Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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