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A small foreign particle, usually food, found in a drink. Also referred to as floaties.
Waiter! There is a grampit in my water!
grampit by the.pierced.one March 10, 2008
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A Grampit is a grandma/grandpa/person/armpit over the age of 60. They are very grampalicious and very much like to bring Grampit Back (Sexy Back).
"You Grampit, I bet you will bring Grampit back!"
Grampit by grampit2 June 16, 2009

Grumpitude 

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.
Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.
Grumpitude by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Grampie Leigh 

A king that will lead the troopers to victory
I wanna eat Grampie Leigh's ass
Grampie Leigh by clappedcheeks January 25, 2021
A disease where those infected have the constant feeling of creepy-crawlies on their skin and experience very itchy skin. It can be contracted by sitting on infected furniture or spending excessive time with unclean people in unclean places.
I slept on that nasty couch and now I have grambit
grambit by whaleshark July 6, 2012

gramping 

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa
tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock
gramping by Deckland December 23, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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