gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

Grampdad

When you are old as fuck, and about to have a baby, at the same time your kid is also having a baby. You sir, are a Grampdad.

My kid is having a baby! So am I! I'm a Grampdad!

by WesTek May 22, 2020

Getting Graped Aped

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.

Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.

by killem1191 February 14, 2021

grampers

Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.

You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.

by Larson November 9, 2006

game grumped

Game Grumped is a term used for when someone, instead of sitting through the tutorial, skips the tutorial and goes through the Game without knowing what they are doing.

"Don't you want to know what to do?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.

by A fucking gay bastard August 2, 2018

Guamped

Guamped (GW-AH-MPED)

Another synonym for "Fucked".

I just guamped a fat bitch.

Every time I kill someone in a video game I scream "Get Guamped"!

by Yung Las April 12, 2020

Graped Up

When a girl gives you good head or a good blowjob

Damn nigga, I just got graped up from my girl!

by McLovin123456789 June 17, 2010