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a female human
a woman is a female human
by unusu-al November 06, 2003
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The reason for communism.
Women are the reason for communism.
by mrhighscore October 26, 2007
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A manipulative human
Bill - "You'd have to be stupid to actually get married to this woman"

Ted - "But she will always look like she's 20yrs old and she won't turn into a whinging bat that ruins my life and takes all my money and free time!"
by allan89 November 27, 2009
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The female human. For many generations has been inferior to its male counterparts. However, there is a reason for this. Men have been proven to physically, emotionally and intellectually outperform women. Want proof? Well the vast majority of the history's great artists, musician, athletes, inventors and intellectuals have been men. Women simply can't function without men. Women now believe that they are superior to men and all men are dumb, sexist perverts who will do anything for sex. Here are some examples of modern day sexism towards men:

1. Men are always expected to pay for everything on a date
2. When a country is at war, men are usually expected to be soldiers
3. Sitcoms and comedies always make men look bad
4. When a woman is violent towards a man, no one cares, yet if a man fights back, he is arrested
5. Men's life expectancy is 7 years shorter than women's, yet men only receive 35% of health care and medical funding
6. Women are acquitted of spousal murder at a rate 9 times that of men
7. Women are the initiators of domestic violence in 58% of all cases, and cause physical abuse in almost 50% of all cases, yet women only account for 6% of all criminal proceedings in such matters
9. Men account for the vast majority of workplace injuries and fatalities (93%) due to the fact that men are more likely to work in hazardous occupations
10. If a woman insults men, it's considered OK, but if a man insults women, it's considered sexist.
Woman: All men are dumb!
Man: Not all men are. Some are smarter than most women
Woman: That's so sexist!
by canadiancon June 02, 2013
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A fully-grown female, the younger of which a girl.
For all of those "men" saying that a woman's only place is either in the bedroom or the kitchen, remember that it takes a man AND a woman to make a child, and that your mother didn't have to give birth to your stupid ass.
by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003
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Leading cause of life in humans.
Jesus was born of a woman.
by LudwigVan March 05, 2004
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females
roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.
You know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS.

good day.
by renalovesit March 26, 2007
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