gramping 

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa

tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock

gramping by Deckland December 23, 2009

Gramping 

Golfing with grandpa

I went gramping today

Gramping by Shaycuterie February 28, 2021

Gramping 

The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.

"You see what that prick Anders posted now?"
"Yeah, I'm already Gramping the motherfucker"

Gramping by Gronksucker August 13, 2020

Grasping at straws 

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation

"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

Grasping at straws by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

Grumping it by queephlosion December 16, 2020

glamping 

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

glamping by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

grasping at straws 

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

grasping at straws by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005