anon's definitions

backhanded compliment

What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.

The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.

by Anon April 19, 2005

UKCB

Online UK Chat service, containing rooms of many types and for various people.

"Hi Chris, I'm going to chat on UKCB"

by Anon May 13, 2005

IBTL

in before the lock
used ever-too-commonly on dslr
there are many alternate spellings, some with pictures
started by weirdal27

original thread: omg look, im in da cooler!
reply: your a dumbass
next reply: inb4dalock!

by anon April 26, 2004

murphinator

Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.

To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "

by Anon February 25, 2004

crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".

"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"

by anon June 30, 2004

bbc 2

A euphemism for a going to take a dump.

I'm bursting, I really need to go for a BBC 2.

by anon May 7, 2005

doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

by Anon January 2, 2004