ASSymetrical Information

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

by anon March 03, 2005

Thad

A militant geek who was maliciously and relentlessly teased in high school who later goes on to discover the internet, and takes out his self esteem issues on random unsuspecting online community members. He often tries to mask his many shortcomings by masquerading as someone of superior intellect. He is seen as unattractive and sub-par by females, which almost guarantees he will be the first to invent a sexually fuctional computerized mate.

Honey, Junior has been getting picked on a lot in school lately, I'm worried he'll become a Thad.

He's 38 and unmarried? What a Thad.

by Anon April 21, 2005

munter

Someone who, at that precise moment in time, is drunk/pilling/speeding etc. Also, someone who can be regularly found in said state.

'kweilo, you're such a munter.
Maybe so, but I'm still not queen of the muntered'

by anon May 22, 2004

Cyber terrorism

Cyber terrorism is the use of computers to gain control of other computers by hacking.

He just hacked into the white house. Major cyber terrorism

by Anon November 15, 2004

doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

by Anon January 02, 2004

The Beast

a large hairy creature,who has very little use,favours his small genital parts and has a penchant for masturbating in just socks

oh dude look how fat The Beast is
hahaha look at The Beast trying to run

by anon April 05, 2004

bbc 2

A euphemism for a going to take a dump.

I'm bursting, I really need to go for a BBC 2.

by anon May 07, 2005