grample

to sip anal cum like there is no tomorrow

I grample when I am in need of therapy.

by Shayn June 26, 2003

grample

Verb. To over-poeticize in an especially crass way.

"I had an idea" could be grampled to "The idea came to me like a locker room full of teenaged boys".

by Stiphy January 5, 2013

P-Dizzle and the Grapples

Up and coming rap group started in Wichita, Kansas. First album is set to be released in late May or early June of 2015.

Brandon: Hey did you hear about P-Dizzle and the Grapples?
Austin: That's that new rap group right? I preordered their album already.

by JPuff13 May 14, 2015

grapple fuck

Mixed martial arts nuthugger reference to a submission victory performed by their idol meant to inflate the importance of said victory, and emasculate the hero of another fan, fanboy, or nuthugger.

Brock Lesnar will grapple fuck Cain Valasquez in the first 30 seconds.

by ystava November 16, 2010

gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)

Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.

by daub. April 7, 2008

Turkish Grapple Hook

Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.

Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.

by TurkishChad November 13, 2020