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Verb. To over-poeticize in an especially crass way.
"I had an idea" could be grampled to "The idea came to me like a locker room full of teenaged boys".
grample by Stiphy January 5, 2013

P-Dizzle and the Grapples 

Up and coming rap group started in Wichita, Kansas. First album is set to be released in late May or early June of 2015.
Brandon: Hey did you hear about P-Dizzle and the Grapples?
Austin: That's that new rap group right? I preordered their album already.

grapple fuck 

Mixed martial arts nuthugger reference to a submission victory performed by their idol meant to inflate the importance of said victory, and emasculate the hero of another fan, fanboy, or nuthugger.
Brock Lesnar will grapple fuck Cain Valasquez in the first 30 seconds.
grapple fuck by ystava November 16, 2010
Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.
My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!
gramped by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

grapple cock 

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)
Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.
grapple cock by daub. April 7, 2008

Turkish Grapple Hook

Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.
Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.
Turkish Grapple Hook by TurkishChad November 13, 2020