by UnoYoko January 27, 2022
Get the Fletha mug.Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.
While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.
While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.
Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?
by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021
Get the Flathair mug.Fethard is a small town in "The Ancient East" of Ireland. William de Braose is the likely founder of Fethard about 1201. The town has an incredible history; and, to this day retains much of its medieval architecture. Fethard features a, largely intact, town wall, majestic Court Castle, the "Witch on the Wall guarding the Watergate Bridge against the onslaught of the invading Norman Army, and many other ruins dotted throughout its landscape.
There are some cool things to do in Fethard. Visit the town's Tholsel to learn about the rich history of the area, Enjoy a meal in one of our lovely, well recommended, cafes, or enjoy a stroll around the neighbourhood to see some of the town's fantastic historical points of interest.
The town stroll has the bonus of building up your agility as you dodge the numerous packages left by a few of the town's blackguard dog owners. These gurriers have no understanding of basic decorum nor do they respect the marvellous history of their village; but, they do tend to improve one's fitness levels.
Another activity in Fethard is to visit some of the Excellent pubs. You can also visit the extensive broken glass collection housed near the historical town wall; created, and actively maintained, by the same disrespectful, ignorant gurriers who help to preserve walker's fitness levels. This glass collection serves to help keep local veterinarians and doctors in employment as they remove the shards of glass from children and pets.
There are some cool things to do in Fethard. Visit the town's Tholsel to learn about the rich history of the area, Enjoy a meal in one of our lovely, well recommended, cafes, or enjoy a stroll around the neighbourhood to see some of the town's fantastic historical points of interest.
The town stroll has the bonus of building up your agility as you dodge the numerous packages left by a few of the town's blackguard dog owners. These gurriers have no understanding of basic decorum nor do they respect the marvellous history of their village; but, they do tend to improve one's fitness levels.
Another activity in Fethard is to visit some of the Excellent pubs. You can also visit the extensive broken glass collection housed near the historical town wall; created, and actively maintained, by the same disrespectful, ignorant gurriers who help to preserve walker's fitness levels. This glass collection serves to help keep local veterinarians and doctors in employment as they remove the shards of glass from children and pets.
by Debunker-Grl December 17, 2017
Get the Fethard mug.Fetharizing: showing such prowess that you convince a person to fall in love with you over the internet, and travel a long distance to see you. once meeting the person you engage in hours of sex under the conditions of a long term love based relationship. After the meeting, you then break all communication and avoid contact from the traveler, becasuse you got what you wanted.
"dude Johnny was totalling Fetharizing this chick; met her online, got her to drive 10 hours to bang his brains out, and then stopped talking to her"
by U-haul Jones August 30, 2009
Get the Fetharizing mug.Religion in which all obey the almighty Fletch. Believing that snowmakers are above all others. They are destined to take over anything and everything that stands in there way. The only religion in which the Devil himself is no match for.
by Snow God November 30, 2006
Get the Fletchanism mug.A shitty town in West London. Feltham consists of a bunch of chavs, a McDonald's(chavs hot spot)and a small jd. It is rated the worst place to live in West London and I would not live in feltham.
by Feltham April 22, 2019
Get the Feltham mug.Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation
Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.
I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008
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