by allygator February 07, 2015
Mum: You were looking at porn!
Son: The devil possesed me and made me do it!
Mum: Oh, ok, that damn dirty devil! It's not your fault.
Son: The devil possesed me and made me do it!
Mum: Oh, ok, that damn dirty devil! It's not your fault.
by Mew Maniac April 30, 2007
Arch Angel Lucifer
As a biproduct of Lucifers jealously of god, he was cast out of heaven and took 1/3 of all angels with him. These 1/3 angels were damned willingly and unfaithfully to god. Lucifer was holy but angels too can go on their own volition, thus becoming fallen angels but unlike humans, cannot be redeemed like human kind.
As a biproduct of Lucifers jealously of god, he was cast out of heaven and took 1/3 of all angels with him. These 1/3 angels were damned willingly and unfaithfully to god. Lucifer was holy but angels too can go on their own volition, thus becoming fallen angels but unlike humans, cannot be redeemed like human kind.
by Markos March 09, 2004
The devil is the origin of evil in the world and it is your bad side that tells you what bad things to do and he is required as the demolisher of the human race and hostile and hate so the devil is the one that would whisper you to go to hell.To stop him you need to follow god and do the good things.
Man:AHHH GOD HELP IAM SORRY FOR NOT FOLLOWING YOU PLEASE HELP ME FROM HELL IAM MENTALLY SUFFERING IAM BURNING AHHH!
Satan/devil: MUHAHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER FOLLOWED HIM THAT WHAT YOU GET!
Satan/devil: MUHAHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER FOLLOWED HIM THAT WHAT YOU GET!
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by Wael blox July 11, 2019
1. Prince of Darkness; King of Hell
2. Anti-Christ
3. The excuse for everything bad that happens in the world.
2. Anti-Christ
3. The excuse for everything bad that happens in the world.
1 & 2. Be good, and repent thy sins, or ye shall suffer eternity in hell under the rule of the devil!
3. Psh, 9 / 11 was just an act of the Devil.
3. Psh, 9 / 11 was just an act of the Devil.
by Bryan J. R. September 27, 2005
by kate November 22, 2004
Mar 7 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose