Fanticide

The act of killing an imaginary friend, often commited by loners that have some form of mental problem. For example these people could be Sadists, Phycopaths, Paranoids or just plain crazy. Motives for this crime may be, the imaginary friend cheating on their imaginary girlfriend, the imaginary friend becoming a giant monster and eating you, the imaginary friend raping you ect...

"I'm arresting you under suspicion of fanticide"

"OMG!!! He just commited FANTICIDE!!!"

"Dont commit fanticide commit suicide"

by Jacob the ortistic horse March 27, 2009

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Fartricide

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

by MattKV July 1, 2008

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Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

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faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

by Telephony January 17, 2011

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Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

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