toner

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware

Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!

by Johnny Lakewood August 02, 2005

toner

a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt

She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.

by hebrew_hammer September 22, 2006

toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006

toner

Toner is another definition of a handgun. More commonly used for a nine millimeter. Often used by three six mafia.

Put my toner to his head said nigga this is a robber please pass the bread.

by le_bimp June 26, 2004

toner

meaning to be a super cool freak or rock and roll superstar

That kid is so toner!

by Tony AkA Toner The Boner August 01, 2003

toner

orange soda & grenadine

Man what a day, I need a Toner!

by maui2 February 17, 2009

toner

a term commonly used to describe a person as super cool.

a person: Toan, ur such a toner!
Toan: ...y thank you.

by MaDBaLLa March 05, 2003