Fartricide

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

by MattKV July 1, 2008

fartricide

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.

Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.

by Coriolus October 13, 2008

Fartricide

act of committing fratricide by farting; fartricidal

The little farty-pant had dreams of fartricide at an early age. This tragedy was bound to happen :-(

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

fratricide

N
1: a person who murders their brother or sister
2: the act of murdering your own brother or sister
3: fire that injures or kills an ally, or fellow countryman, commonly referred to as friendly fire

Today's death toll si 2,100. Sadly 600 of these were from incidents of fratricide.

Many of our brothers in arms have been killed by fratricide, don't let you, or your battle buddy be the next one to be shot up by a jack legor a blue falcon.

by PFC Karma August 11, 2006

Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

fartricity

When a fart vibrates through any solid object and others can feel it.

Buster the dog let it rip and Stella felt the fartricity on the other side of the couch.

by StinkyBitch1 December 26, 2021