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(v) to kill oneself. typically specific to suicidal feelings when lagging on tinychat
Jess: Am I layging? I'm layging, you guys, I'm gonna commit!
by clapoverhead July 03, 2011
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com·mit·ted; com·mit·ting
1 a: to put into charge or trust : entrust b: to place in a prison or mental institution c: to consign or record for preservation <commit it to memory> d: to put into a place for disposal or safekeeping
2: to carry into action deliberately : perpetrate <commit a crime>
3 a: obligate, bind
If you are committed to correct spelling, you will remember that this word doubles its final t from "commit" to "committed."
by My Pseud0nym July 28, 2009
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Verb

Used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
References "Go Commit Suicide"

Can also be used with the word "Go" as in "Go Commit"
Sam: "Hey Jake, wanna chill?"
Jake: "Sorry I can't. Im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away."
Sam: "Commit, you bastard."
by selkewelke February 05, 2009
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com·mit kuh-mit
–verb (used with object)

To masturbate to a movie not intended for the aforementioned purpose.
Sure, it was all fun and games at first...but when we caught Ben renting "The Parent Trap" we knew he had a problem.

I was gonna commit to that cute CNN anchor this morning, but that story about teen obesity was major buzzkill.
by Br1an December 07, 2006
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to place oneself in extreme circumstances to complete a ridicolously loose task
masslad1- im going to commit the bilshwang while riding my tricycle backwards down the hill while balancing on my head

masslad2- woooow looooose i cant beleive u are going to commit that

example2- COMMMITING THE SHwwAAAAAAANNNNNgggggggggggg
by looose August 13, 2008
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