fapicide 

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

fapicide by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

faxicide by Telephony January 17, 2011

Fappcident 

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

Fappcident by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook

When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.

Facicide by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

Faticide 

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

Faticide by intheclutch June 3, 2011

fapricide

The act of killing one's brother through masturbation.

As he watched his favorite video of Tina "taking it" from several large male sources on the top bunk, Johnny unknowingly commited fapricide; His semen percolated to the bottom bunk asfixiating Kevin.

fapricide by D-MOOSE November 19, 2013