by TheDragonsKnight December 12, 2017
Get the Fanicide mug.Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
by Telephony January 17, 2011
Get the faxicide mug.1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?
1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation
2: oh god, what happened?
1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation
by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013
Get the fapicide mug.When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.
by shaise malaise June 3, 2010
Get the Facicide mug.Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE
by SimonRuinedMyBirthday April 3, 2009
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Get the Faticide mug.The act of killing an imaginary friend, often commited by loners that have some form of mental problem. For example these people could be Sadists, Phycopaths, Paranoids or just plain crazy. Motives for this crime may be, the imaginary friend cheating on their imaginary girlfriend, the imaginary friend becoming a giant monster and eating you, the imaginary friend raping you ect...
"I'm arresting you under suspicion of fanticide"
"OMG!!! He just commited FANTICIDE!!!"
"Dont commit fanticide commit suicide"
"OMG!!! He just commited FANTICIDE!!!"
"Dont commit fanticide commit suicide"
by Jacob the ortistic horse March 27, 2009
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