Fungicide 

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally

When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide

Fungicide by GlitteryTits November 30, 2017

fungicide 

A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.

I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!

fungicide by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Fungicide 

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally

When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide

Fungicide by GlitteryTits November 29, 2017

Funkacide 

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.

Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!

Funkacide by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

Fuckicide 

The act of having bareback sex with someone that you know has STD's.

"I went home with a girl and we didn't have any condoms. She told me she had AIDS ... but damn, she was so hot we had sex anyway, the fuckicide was worth it!"

Fuckicide by James Murdoch January 7, 2013

Furbicide 

Fur-bi-cide (noun) - The deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of the entire planet's supply of Furbies.

The term "Furbicide" did not exist before 1998. It is a very specific term, referring to violent crimes committed against Furbies with the intent to destroy the existence of the things. Human rights, as laid out in the US Bill of Rights or the 1948 United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, concern the rights of individuals and as such do not included these annoying, plastic fucktards.

Tom: So I hear your little Kieth got a Furby for Christmas, Sarah.
Sarah: Yes! Yes he did.
Tom: I hear they're awesome....
Sarah: YOU HEARD WRONG! LIES IT'S ALL LIES. THEY'RE ENTERTAINING AND CUTE FOR ABOUT A DAY BUT THEN THEY WON'T SHUT UP NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE LITTLE SCREWDRIVER AND THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME UNTIL YOU HIT THEM WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!!!
Tom: Wow, are you okay? What are you gonna do?
Sarah: Furbicide!!

Furbicide by Doombadger September 15, 2013

Funicide 

To kill the fun

Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE

Funicide by SimonRuinedMyBirthday April 3, 2009