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Fantacide 

The act of killing an entire Two-liter bottle of Orange Fanta in one sitting.
Bro, I just committed fantacide, I crushed the whole bottle.
Fantacide by EyeThrewUp May 30, 2021
Death as a result of being exposed to farts.
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.
Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident
Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010
To imagine sexual things about someone. The fantasy is usually as detailed as possible.
I can't help but fantasize about Jeanie! She's just so hard!
fantasize by so pro February 25, 2011

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Santacide 

A word printed on a shirt that was used in the popular USA show Monk. Refers to the attack/murder of Santa.
Jack: Did you hear what happened on Christmas? There was some Santacide in the north pole by some terrorists.

Bob: Damn terrorists.
Santacide by ShellyBellyIsThePwn January 2, 2008