Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

Facticide by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

Fartricide 

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

faxicide by Telephony January 17, 2011

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

Factified 

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.

"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said

Factified by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019

fartricide 

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.

Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.

fartricide by Coriolus October 13, 2008