fatccident 

Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something

"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"

fatccident by deelun January 16, 2012

Fatccident 

An accident that occurs from being too fat.

I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.

Fatccident by william33 September 13, 2011

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

Fappcident 

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

Fappcident by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

fatcident 

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

fatcident by BigMack January 24, 2014

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

flaccident 

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

flaccident by txkd April 28, 2019