Douchecrab

has the same meaning as "douchebag"; a stupid or oafish person. This word may have been derived from the language of crazy high school seniors, who thought it would be funny to call someone a "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag". The word may have also originated from drunken conversations, in which a heavily drunk person slurred the word "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag".

Luke, you are such a douchecrab. Hahahah!

by Christine B. October 9, 2006

Douchecraftcarrier

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

Douchecammer

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.

That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.

by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

douchecadet

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

douchebragg

A friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird.

Person 1: Caitlin can't come out as she is busy this evening...
Person 2: Doing what?
Person 1: Oh breathing I think.
Person 2: What a douchebragg!

by KenBrownsey4life May 20, 2009

Doucheocracy

A system of government which is completely overrun by douchebags. Doucheocracies are administered and controlled by douchebags for the benefit of douchebags at the expense of everyone else. Doucheocracies are formed by the corruption of previously existing governments via extensive use of lobbyists, inside deals, deceitful legislature and other political douchebaggery. Doucheocratic systems typically involve douchebag companies or corporations (“private industries”) teaming up with douchebag politicians who gain excessive influence over lawmaking processes and tax revenue. Similar to cockroach or rat infestations, douchebag infestations are very difficult to remove once established.

In a Doucheocracy, a team of douchebag politicians could, for instance, “privatize” energy, forcing everyone to buy electricity from Douche Energy Corp. In return for the favor, Douche Energy Corp would give unusually generous stock options to the douchebag politicians who made this possible.

Douche Energy could then proceed to raise energy prices to unreasonable levels while gaining control of the retirement funds of employees who previously worked for state-run energy utilities.

Millions of people could then be financially raped by douchebag politician and executive team.

Douche Energy Corp, being run by douchebags with no engineering knowledge, would be totally incompetent at producing electricity and funds would be quickly depleted as douchebags did what they do best; use their expertise in douchebaggery to give themselves ridiculous dividends and pay each other fantastically large bonuses, quickly leading the company to bankruptcy.

In a Doucheocracy, the douchebag politician and executive team would then be protected by team of douchebag lawyers with a name like "Doucheson & Douchekins", and would get to keep the millions of dollars they swindled without any consequences, while the ensuing energy disaster would be bailed out with taxpayer money.

In a Doucheocracy, the same team of douchebags might later call themselves “job creators” and lobby to lower tax rates for themselves.

by Ron.Paul.2012 September 9, 2012