douchecadet

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

douchebagette

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

by whatsupguy May 28, 2010

Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douche Cadet

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.

"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."

by Ongie July 6, 2006

Douchecake

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag

Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake

by topha April 20, 2006

Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

by dnahvi January 29, 2009

douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009