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Douchewagon 

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.
"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."
Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009
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Douchewagon 

A vehicle, usually owned by ones father, used to carry douchebags and their crew.
i.e. Hummer H2
*a Hummer H2 roars by with toolish, drunk fratboys screaming out the windows* "Hope you wrap you douchewagon around a tree!!"
Douchewagon by tehshadow23 May 14, 2010

douchewagon 

Hey that sure was a good show-SHIT DUDE, LOOK AT THAT DOUCHEWAGON WEARING A GOOD CHARLOTTE SHIRT!
douchewagon by harry wang June 11, 2004

Douchewagon 

A person, typically a guy, who is douchier than a normal douchebag.
Trey is such a douchewagon.
Douchewagon by Aniggaa January 24, 2015

jumping on the douchewagon 

upon following some trends that should not be followed one is jumping on the douchewagon!

bandwagon for douchey behavior.
a while back when the douchecrew guys would wear the sunvisors (you use to see at the dollar store for the old people) upsidedown and backwards making them look like toolbots? anybody dressing like that was jumping on the douchewagon. I think it is safe to say that "popped" collars on polo-shirts falls into the same category.

Douchebagner 

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.
The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.
Douchebagner by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Douche wagon 

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.
Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!