It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
by BounceTigger May 06, 2013
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by Dino V. February 18, 2007
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by donkitat November 01, 2010
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1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
by MFaF September 13, 2009
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when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 17, 2010
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the highest leavel of doucheny
by no-name-name October 01, 2006
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by mamajune July 11, 2014
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