It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
by BounceTigger May 07, 2013
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 18, 2010
Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.
It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.
Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
by Crew Wolfy October 07, 2011
A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 14, 2011
When Douchebag isn't enough.
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 09, 2019
A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!
by Human resources January 12, 2020
by xxMaybexx June 06, 2013