Doucheocracy 

A system of government which is completely overrun by douchebags. Doucheocracies are administered and controlled by douchebags for the benefit of douchebags at the expense of everyone else. Doucheocracies are formed by the corruption of previously existing governments via extensive use of lobbyists, inside deals, deceitful legislature and other political douchebaggery. Doucheocratic systems typically involve douchebag companies or corporations (“private industries”) teaming up with douchebag politicians who gain excessive influence over lawmaking processes and tax revenue. Similar to cockroach or rat infestations, douchebag infestations are very difficult to remove once established.

In a Doucheocracy, a team of douchebag politicians could, for instance, “privatize” energy, forcing everyone to buy electricity from Douche Energy Corp. In return for the favor, Douche Energy Corp would give unusually generous stock options to the douchebag politicians who made this possible.

Douche Energy could then proceed to raise energy prices to unreasonable levels while gaining control of the retirement funds of employees who previously worked for state-run energy utilities.

Millions of people could then be financially raped by douchebag politician and executive team.

Douche Energy Corp, being run by douchebags with no engineering knowledge, would be totally incompetent at producing electricity and funds would be quickly depleted as douchebags did what they do best; use their expertise in douchebaggery to give themselves ridiculous dividends and pay each other fantastically large bonuses, quickly leading the company to bankruptcy.

In a Doucheocracy, the douchebag politician and executive team would then be protected by team of douchebag lawyers with a name like "Doucheson & Douchekins", and would get to keep the millions of dollars they swindled without any consequences, while the ensuing energy disaster would be bailed out with taxpayer money.

In a Doucheocracy, the same team of douchebags might later call themselves “job creators” and lobby to lower tax rates for themselves.

Doucheocracy by Ron.Paul.2012 September 9, 2012

doucheocracy 

Governed by and for the douchebags. Any cause, action or issue that a douchebag would propose, support, legislate, enforce, enact and/or fund.

The guy wearing the Affliction shirt who cut to the front of the line at the bar must have thought it was governed under a doucheocracy

doucheocracy by kittenzANDpeguinz May 10, 2011

Doucheocalypse 

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.

Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.

Doucheocalypse by Me and Mr. Split April 25, 2011

Doucheocalypse 

A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.

The Maury Show is perfect proof that we're living in a doucheocalypse!

Doucheocalypse by Shiny Buster Baby June 7, 2010

Doucheocrat 

Douche bag + Democrat = Doucheocrat. A zealous big-government-loving member of said political party. Doucheocrats can be typically characterized as surly, condescending, authoritarian-minded douche bags who think that their anti-individual political beliefs are the be-all and end-all of humanity. A doucheocrat suffers from a certain psychological disorder, sometimes described as LWA (left-wing authoritarianism). Because of their self-absorbed nature, doucheocrats frequently make retarded statements like “Jimmy Carter really was a great president” or “you’re gonna get your national health care, like it or not, you dumb hicks!” or "we should invade Darfur and convert those people to veganism".

Doucheocrats will twist reality, undermine civil liberties, common sense and every moral boundary in their lust for expanding government and grabbing power over “the sheeple”. A doucheocrat will wrap this lust for world domination in syrupy, do-gooder rhetoric and label anyone who stands in their way as “lacking compassion” or “bigoted”. Doucheocrats believe in taking innocent people's money and giving it to corporate gangsters, bureaucratic whores and sleazy women. Through extensive social engineering and heavy taxation, doucheocrats aspire to make every man woman and child a homogenized, uncreative zombie living completely dependent upon their pagan establishment.

Paul Krugeman, Barney Frank, the staff of the New York Times

"man, my congressman is a real doucheocrat. All he does is vote to raise my taxes and impose more laws upon me! Why can't he realize that I would just like to have my hot girlfriend and be left alone?!!

Doucheocrat by truerebel August 2, 2010