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douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

Douchecake 

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable
Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake
Douchecake by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douchecrate 

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.
For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

Douchecake 

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag
Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake
Douchecake by topha April 20, 2006

Douchecake 

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
Douchecake by Asks 1 December 28, 2005

douchemaker 

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"
douchemaker by TimTebro June 30, 2016