Douchecammer

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.

That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.

by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019

douchehammer

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass

That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.

by swooper74 October 13, 2006

douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

douchecammode

A douche bag/douche that is so full of shit, they are just like a cammode... they are an uber douche of all douches....

OMG Steve is such a douchecammode, he is always messing with people and talking shit.

by Udiealot81 September 3, 2014

douchegrammer

A programmer who doesn't test for bugs.

"Did this work on staging?" - "Not sure, the douchegrammer didn't even test locally!" - "Fire him!" - "Uh oh"

by Brogrammer666 March 2, 2020

douchehammered

A drunk guy hanging on a girl for dear life

Holy Shit! That guy is douchehammered! ( this is the masculine version of skankhammered)

by Daddy’o Rondog January 26, 2019

douchebimmer

A douchbag who drives a BMW

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"

by jbonzai June 13, 2009