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doucheboob 

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.
He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.
doucheboob by doucheboob October 15, 2011

Douchekabob 

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.
Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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