douchecraft
n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.
douchecraft by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004
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Douchecraft carrier
An escalation of the douche canoe
Douchecraft carrier by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017
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Douchecraftcarrier
1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008
Douchecrate
For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate
Douchecrate by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008
Douche Craft
Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
Douche Craft by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
Douchecastle
Douchecastle by dnahvi January 29, 2009
douchecaster
"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."
douchecaster by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009
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