douchecraft 

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.

Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.

douchecraft by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004

Douchecraft carrier 

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

Douchecraft carrier by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017

Douchecraftcarrier 

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

Douchecrate 

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

Douchecrate by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

Douche Craft 

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

Douche Craft by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

Douchecastle 

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

Douchecastle by dnahvi January 29, 2009

douchecaster 

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

douchecaster by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009