douchecraft

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.

Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.

by All Seeing Eye September 09, 2004

Douchecraft carrier

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017