you are disputing a statement
He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"
by duncan October 11, 2003
This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
by steveceeeeee September 5, 2005
term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all
Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.
by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006
A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
by The Almaster July 18, 2014
Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.
Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"
by One_Among July 11, 2008
The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
by DickieAmputee February 6, 2019