Dogwog

Don't Know Don't Care

Your girlfriend was at the party with some other guy.
Dogwog

by Dogwog November 29, 2009

dogwagger

a person who initiates or participates in a conversation and moves it to an intentional, deliberate, and planned conclusion without the express knowledge of the other conversationalist. i.e. the tail is wagging the dog, not the other way around- the dog is wagging the tail.

Be careful around him, he is a dogwagger. (Go see the movie Wag the Dog.)

by Cost February 3, 2007

dognoggin

A dog’s head

My dog has a huge head. His dognoggin looks so big compared to his body.

by ApolloInigo July 31, 2020

Doglog

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.

Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...

by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

dry dogwood

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

by Geordan July 17, 2006

dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

Doggogänger

When an owner and their pet look like each other.

The blonde and curly-haired poodle is her Doggogänger.

by ThinkingManCa November 26, 2018